AKA OintProducts, Inc. ©1975
The Founder of OintProducts, Inc., Hon. Elmo Skud, Esq.
You made it here in tact, so you must want something. Take a look. I took it all from the Ointment Project while they weren’t looking, and it’s ALL for sale! Be sure to read my copyrighted Disclaimer to End All Disclaimers available in small type somewhere else on this page. If you scroll, you are agreeing to the binding and perhaps Draconian rules we made up. Enjoy giving me your money. I appreciate it.
-Elmo Skud-
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