Boom Boom wears an original OP T-shirt,with lightning bolt. Mad Dog wears the 1980 OP Cloud T-shirt. The opposite picture shows the O.P. Warehouse, location known only to Elmo Skud.
OK, folks, listen up. I want your money, I need your money, so dig deep and find that wad for me! We have a fabulous collection of items taken, donated from the Ointment Project’s Garb Line outlet in Guasti, Ca.
Most of these valuable collectables are one-of-a-kind. Many are hand-woven by loom workers, hand-inked by Incans, hand sewn by stressless seamstresses. At our Guastian factory the workers are treated well and get plenty of breaks and orange juice. Toothpaste and MP3 players are provided, bathrooms are cleaned at least monthly, and pay is commensurrate with best practices involving frugality and spartan ideals. Do NOT be afraid! Come down now and spend an obscene amount of cash! How could you be sorry? You won’t be! Pick out a fanciful item and pay through the nose!
Now, because prices fluctuate, I urge you to get your O. P. Clothing Items appraised, a service I, myself offer at a substantial discount. And an Ointment Project item is not worth a tinker’s horseshoe filled with spit if you don’t have the Certificate of Authenticity. I will not let you get swindled! In my office are a stack of COAs, all waiting for me to sign them. So enjoy the site. Browse to your heart’s content. Browsing’s free, after all. At least the first time. Let’s Go!!!” – Elmo Skud
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